Checked out this Googlism and it was actually funny...some of it.

(They all start with _____ is...)
"Andy is a naughty boy.
Andy is dandy. <<<< I hate that one. But it's a coincidence.
Andy is a gambling man. <<<< So true...really. I love to gamble.
Andy is not a pimp but he knows one.
Andy is tearing my shower curtain liner.
Andy is a very lovable guy.
Andy is one gorgeous boy - no one can deny that.
Andy is for sale."

There were other hilarious ones, but I can't mention those here. Might be kids passing through.